How Santa does it.

At this time of the year, you are probably getting questions from your children concerning how Santa Claus can actually deliver all those Christmas presents in just one night.  Here is the answer.

Santa accomplishes his magic by taking advantage of “wormholes,” which are essentially shortcuts through spacetime.  Specifically, Santa makes use of what are called “Traversable Wormholes.”   Traversable wormholes make almost instantaneous travel from one part of the earth (or even universe) to another possible.  In other words, Santa can move from one part of the world to another in a nanosecond or much less, simply by utilizing the most convenient wormhole.

Santa reaps an additional advantage from using traversable wormholes because they make time travel possible.  In short, Santa can not only move around the world with enormous speed and efficiency but he can also take as long as he needs to accomplish the task.  He just employs the time travel aspects of traversable wormholes to always arrive at everyone’s house at mid-night.

I hope this explanantion helps.

Merry Christmas from The Attack Democrat